1 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:51,640 Good evening, and welcome back to the 2016 presidential debate. 2 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:57,320 Representing the Republican Party is billionaire real estate mogul and 3 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,220 television star Donald Trump. 4 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:13,160 Representing the Democratic Party is former New York Senator and Secretary of 5 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,620 State Hillary Clayton. 6 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:29,090 As previously stated, each party will have 30 seconds to respond and 30 7 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:29,829 for rebuttal. 8 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:31,730 Mr. Drumpf, the floor is yours. 9 00:01:33,670 --> 00:01:35,090 I will build a wall. 10 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,830 It'll be a beautiful wall. 11 00:01:40,190 --> 00:01:41,390 And Mexico? 12 00:01:42,910 --> 00:01:44,550 Mexico will pay for it. 13 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,890 There he goes. 14 00:01:53,950 --> 00:02:00,730 This is the same divisive rhetoric that is tearing 15 00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:03,210 our good country apart. 16 00:02:04,470 --> 00:02:11,330 That is not what our country needs. And when I am voted president 17 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:17,610 of this United States, that is not what my presidency will be about. 18 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,510 America never wins anymore. 19 00:02:28,990 --> 00:02:30,950 I mean, let's face it. 20 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:36,630 I've got a lot of friends in China. I was in China last week. I was having dim 21 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:40,330 sum. I love China. China's great. I've got tons of friends. 22 00:02:40,930 --> 00:02:42,530 But my opponent over here? 23 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:45,710 She couldn't care less. 24 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:48,710 Excuse me. 25 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:50,970 I care. 26 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:54,570 I care. 27 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,280 I know that I care. 28 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:02,540 And the American people know that I care. 29 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,060 How can she be president? I mean, really now. Come on. 30 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:13,700 Look at her. 31 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,180 Look at that face. 32 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,720 What? 33 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,440 What? 34 00:03:21,060 --> 00:03:24,440 Did I say something wrong? I mean, listen, listen. 35 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:31,270 Listen, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I am. I'm nice. People like me. 36 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:37,310 Is anyone surprised by what this rude, 37 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:44,310 ignorant, and I'll say it, short -fingered 38 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:46,310 Bulgarian says? 39 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:48,050 Excuse me. I mean. 40 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,950 Excuse me. We have seen it over. 41 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:59,080 and over and over again throughout this election cycle. 42 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:05,160 Excuse me. I mean, really, really, look at these hands. 43 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,720 Do they look small to you? 44 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,540 Look at these hands. 45 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:17,700 The American people, Donald, know that you do indeed have 46 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,720 small hands. 47 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:28,430 And you know what the American people say about men who have small hands. 48 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,210 No. 49 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,030 No, I don't. I'm curious. 50 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:42,610 What is it that they say, Hillary? What is it that they say about men with small 51 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:44,630 hands? I'll tell you. 52 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:48,430 America. 53 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:56,750 America says that men who have small hands 54 00:04:56,750 --> 00:05:00,810 have small penises. 55 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,910 Is that so? 56 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:12,890 Excuse me, moderator. Is he allowed to do this? 57 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:16,990 Mr. Dunn, please. You're going to have to return to your podium. 58 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:18,390 No, no, no. 59 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:19,610 It's okay. 60 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:23,170 I'm going to make her eat her words. 61 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,690 What do you think of this, huh, Hillary? 62 00:05:30,110 --> 00:05:31,110 What do you think? 63 00:05:31,950 --> 00:05:35,410 For God's sake, Donald, get a hold of yourself. 64 00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:39,050 Mr. Drumpf, put your goddamn cock away. 65 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:45,110 You see, folks, she's a prude. There's zero interest. 66 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:48,590 Zero, I tell you. Zero interest in the cock. 67 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:50,030 Mr. Drumpf? 68 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:54,120 Secretary Clayton, you are both going to need to calm down. 69 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:55,720 Is that what you think, Donald? 70 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,980 Is that what you think? 71 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:04,260 See, folks, she has zero interest in the cock. 72 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:05,480 You know what it is? 73 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,960 She hates men. 74 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,000 You think I'm afraid of dick? 75 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,360 I have had more dick. 76 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:26,990 in more countries than any other Secretary of State this fine United 77 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:29,410 States of America has ever had. 78 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,230 Oh, really? 79 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:42,750 I don't believe that for one bit. I mean, really. You won't even look at my 80 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,530 cock. I mean, look at my cock. 81 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:45,970 It's magnificent. 82 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:47,739 Look at it. 83 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,880 You don't see cock like this every day. 84 00:06:50,100 --> 00:06:53,660 I mean, my friends from all over the world, they can't wait to see my cock. 85 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:58,220 Every time I sit down, they say, Donald, Donald, pull it out. Let's take a look 86 00:06:58,220 --> 00:06:59,220 at your cock. 87 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:00,860 It's magnificent. It's one of a kind. 88 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,000 I mean, people, they always want to see my cock. 89 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,660 It's ridiculous. 90 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:05,720 So I'll tell you what. 91 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,940 Honestly, take a look at it. 92 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,220 Treat yourself. 93 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:17,520 I'm going to do more for the American people than just look at your cock. 94 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,700 That's right. 95 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:27,460 That's right. Today, I'm going to dick that cock in my mouth. 96 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,940 Put those softball hands on there. 97 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:17,140 Don't be ridiculous. I play lacrosse. 98 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,580 We know. We know. 99 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:37,870 Oh, suck your balls from America. 100 00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,520 I'll take it. 101 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,660 I'll take one for the American people. 102 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,620 I will win this debate. 103 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,250 um um 104 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:19,540 um um 105 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:54,010 Oh, I thought you were a woman here. 106 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:58,050 Why don't you fuck your face, my face, like you are and show me. 107 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:21,950 is built on hardworking people. 108 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:23,810 And that's what I stand for. 109 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,460 That's how you're gonna beat your opponent? 110 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,980 I think Americans know the hard -working president when they see one. 111 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,080 um um 112 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:57,030 Is this all you're good for, is just standing around, letting other people do 113 00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,030 the work for you? 114 00:12:58,350 --> 00:12:59,350 See this, America? 115 00:13:01,550 --> 00:13:08,450 You know, Hillary, I see you like to talk, but words are difficult from you. 116 00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:09,510 know, I'm highly educated. 117 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,230 I went to the best Ivy League schools. 118 00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:16,530 You don't know as many words as I do. I'm good with words. 119 00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:19,490 Words are what I do. I do words. I'm a word man. 120 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:36,270 Now, we'll see who the very best 121 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,290 candidate is. 122 00:13:39,350 --> 00:13:41,070 America's seen how I suck cock. 123 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:42,970 Let's see how you eat some pussy. 124 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,670 How did my pussy come from America? 125 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:07,440 Not bad. 126 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,480 You don't want to put your head on the ground and I'm afraid your weave will 127 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,480 fall off. 128 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:17,340 I assure you, my hair is 100 % real. Oh, really? 129 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,440 Let me just run my fingers through it. What do you think of that? 130 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,100 Tastes like victory, doesn't it? 131 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,600 Did he get your face sloppy? 132 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:07,460 Oh, how about this? 133 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:12,500 Oh, yeah. 134 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,240 I'll put you to work. 135 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:19,980 Oh, yeah. 136 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,140 Oh. 137 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,180 Oh, yeah. 138 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,580 Yeah, that's what Mrs. Clayton needs. 139 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,120 Oh. 140 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:33,590 Shut up, Donald. 141 00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:40,090 Nice, democratic, Clintonist face. 142 00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:52,110 Let's see how hard you'll work for your country. 143 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,570 Oh, yeah. 144 00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:09,250 See, this is called multitasking. 145 00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,590 An amazing quality in your leader. 146 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:29,710 Oh, yes. 147 00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:45,770 Oh, yeah. 148 00:16:46,690 --> 00:16:47,730 Oh, yeah. 149 00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:49,410 Yes. 150 00:16:50,390 --> 00:16:56,810 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you speak to that. 151 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:02,290 Oh, yeah, I make the Republican Party proud. 152 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,760 And how amazing it looks in my pantsuits. 153 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:51,480 Let's see if we can put that nice cock to work. 154 00:17:55,260 --> 00:18:00,240 Yeah. Oh yeah. 155 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:33,290 to the American people. Let them really know what they're voting for. 156 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:42,470 Oh yeah, for a fucking candidate who's ready to work hard for her people. 157 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,380 I'm going to work it for you. 158 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,280 Nice and fucking slow. 159 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,680 Oh, yes. 160 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,279 about this, sis. 161 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,420 I don't have to stare at your face. 162 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,020 I 163 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:18,660 didn't 164 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,660 know my husband and I make love. 165 00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:03,300 country no matter where they're from. 166 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:19,330 That's because you don't know how to do the work yourself. 167 00:23:20,410 --> 00:23:21,410 It's nice to have the money. 168 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:38,890 Thank you. 169 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:07,170 Is this what you want to show to the American people? 170 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,030 Lady. 171 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:12,370 Rich man. 172 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:18,250 I went to American people to say, I'm a good businessman. 173 00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:21,170 Why do the work when I can get someone else to do it for me? 174 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,070 That's what good business is. 175 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:24,870 I'm a smart man. 176 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:52,900 Hardworking people. 177 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,860 That's what America's all about. 178 00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:59,580 You one percenters. 179 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,200 You can't relate to the people. 180 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:26,240 Once you lay down here, look back in your china, I mean vagina. 181 00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:44,090 Yeah? That's right. 182 00:25:44,650 --> 00:25:47,090 Show the American people how lazy you are. 183 00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:50,870 You don't want to fuck too hard or your toupee will go off. 184 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,190 It feels real. 185 00:25:53,670 --> 00:25:55,570 Look, look, it's real, right? It's real. 186 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,720 those big American tits, which are also real. 187 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:47,190 Are you going to do me on the podium? 188 00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:48,590 Do you deserve it? 189 00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,530 Oh, Mia, take it off. 190 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,160 I'm going to put him right up. 191 00:31:40,570 --> 00:31:42,230 I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. 192 00:31:42,670 --> 00:31:46,490 Give a reach around. I'm a nice fucking guy. People like me. Yeah, people like 193 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:47,490 you. 194 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:08,970 I'm gonna need that cum. 195 00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:11,630 I'm gonna need that fucking cum for - 196 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:02,840 American come. 197 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,040 I've never tasted a Republican before. 198 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,100 See that America? 199 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,780 I'm willing to do what it takes. 200 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,620 Well, there you have it, folks. 201 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,420 Another 2016 presidential debate. 202 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:44,180 Thank you so much for joining us, and God bless America.